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hi-glitz:

I’m an asshole but it had to be said.

annabethlemorte:

This just happened on my dash.  Now I wonder…is that the same ducky?  *laughs forever*

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via chinchillahime)

thecakebar:

S’mores in a Jar Recipe

(via madame-typhoid)

sugarsugar-dina:

Giveaway time!

I’ve far too many Skeletrain print items and black blouses in my closet so I thought I’d host my first giveaway :D I’ll cover the shipping to you no matter where you live!

~Winner will be picked by a random number generator

~Reblog as many times as you want for more entries

~Reblogging ends June 15th

Only rule:

~Must be following me

Good luck~ ( ^o^)ノ

(via mommy-cuteella)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Seriously, I hear the question “Are there any discounts on this item?” way too many times in one day. And when I tell them the standard discounts, like how they can get a percentage off when signing up for a store credit card, they get pissed off.

No, we don’t just take money off when people ask for it. If it’s not signed, or you didn’t get an email, it’s full price. God forbid you pay the tagged price for an item…

I actually get offended when strangers ask me seriously “can I use your discount?….” like all sneaky and shit like fuck off i don’t even know you.

rabidcentipede:

shmegeh:

I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.

can I send this to like… most people in my life?